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Greased Scotsman
greased-scotsman

That's not when he died.

That affected me more than just about anything on a show full of heartbreaking moments. All while I was watching the show (I started after the first season aired), I planned to rewatch it at some point. But after that especially, the show got pushed into "too hard to watch again" territory for me. I think a big part

2 God 2 Dead

God's Not Dead 3: Not Dead with a Vengeance

Review's opening is great, but damn the creators for putting in that zoomed in horrifying look at Forrest's frostbitten foot. I try to remember to look away for that part, but I often forget.

Does this really even count as a gimmick? @Simpsons_Quote_Generator:disqus is barely distinguishable from a regular commenter.

I always have coffee when I watch radar! You know that! Everyone knows that!

God's Not Dead 3: A Good Day to Not Dead

For a long time, I just had a vague memory of that scene and being freaked the fuck out by it as a kid, with no idea of what the context was. From what I remembered, it seemed too insane to actually be part of a kid's movie. It was a relief when I finally found out what movie that was from, that it was a real thing

That escalated quickly!

His melee kills reminded me of me trying to play Halo multiplayer. I kept wishing for a sword-only fight, where I might be less terrible.

Blade Runner 2: The Runnening

Panic 5 Bravo…[s]trap[s] [you] onto a gurney and insert[s] a lit match into the tip of [your] penis[!]

"Friend request…denied."

Be careful with ocelots, they're crepuscular!

He didn't say it was Satan, just that it was a shiny demon. Is Satan shiny? Doesn't seem like his style.

…only to be replaced by Dumb Dumb Starbucks.

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!

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And the lord sayeth, JACK BAUER FUCKING OWNS