Cootys rat semen.

I grew up in a really conservative Mormon town in Utah too. A girl at my high school wrote an opinion piece in the school newspaper about how everyone needed to avoid seeing Titanic, since even though it's PG-13 it has boobs and is therefore evil.

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus After that, PolarBears was taken to a mysterious island, and teleported to Tunisia.

"…not quite as egregiously awful as you might imagine"
I hope they use that for advertising the DVD.

@avclub-3d620c4853cc46acd5ad91224fe6eb7c:disqus I forgot about how awesome Jeff's impression of the Dean was in that! Now I'm disappointed that Jeff didn't commit to the body-switch bit in this episode so he could do it again.

We are all James Franco. Thus, all portraits by James Franco are self-portraits.

Or Hermes could become a robot! Wait…

I just looked up Kartheiser on imdb. Totally did not realize that Connor and Pete Campbell are played by the same actor. He sure has a knack for playing the most punchable character on a show.

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus Based on that tumblr, clearly Mallory=Betty.

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus Based on that tumblr, clearly Mallory=Betty.

You card-read good!

I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.

Data would be really polite about it. "Excuse me sir, would you mind biting my polished metallic posterior?"

I don't know, I feel like he's been more sinister lately. Him gleefully watching the hobbit guy die was really creepy (I mean, he's always been creepy, but this was more so than usual). And who knows what plans he has for the body.

I think part of what makes these sorts of stories creepy isn't just that it's hard to find a rational explanation, but that it's hard to find any explanation, really. Even if you buy into the existence of ghosts, that isn't really much of an explanation here. Assuming her uncle was a ghost, and was hanging around in…

He was captured by the police, if I remember correctly. For Cypher's plan with the agents, he needed to get free so that he could get out of the Matrix and kill everyone. So the agents ("somebody up there") changed something in the Matrix to cause the car crash, freeing Cypher without arousing too much suspicion with…

From the comments on youtube: "According to Wikipedia, this movie had a budget of 65 million dollars. Say we give an estimate of about 10$ to feed a child in Kenya for 2 weeks. That's 260$ a year for one child. For the budget of this abomination, we could have fed 250,000 Kenyan children for a year. By somewhat…

"A Haunted House…is…[a] passion-fueled…enthusiastic orgy…[of] art[.]"
-Nathan Rabin

Rocky IV is ridiculous. Like 90% of that movie is taken up by montages.

They should've kept that scheme for the rest of the series, continuing with "3 Fast 3 Furious".