This is good kinja.

This does make me consider how unfair my use of the term “vulture capitalism” is to vultures. 

Fuck Jim Spanfeller with a cassowary egg.

All replicas are pretty much automatically CP, except for the new Stratos, which can get it.

I left an abusive home at 15-1/2. I could already cook for the 7 siblings in the house. Years later I left an abusive husband with sole custody of our daughter. She was nine and could cook and bake with minimal supervision.

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

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You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

First off, the female biological urge to reproduce has nothing to do with evolution. We are literally propagating our species.

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

I don’t care what anyone else has to say, this sound fantastic.

ICE are like the needy guitarist in an up-and-coming band. Constantly soloing and way too loud at worst, but generally just droning on.

The first time I rode in an electric car with the windows down, it all clicked for me. There are so many OTHER amazing…

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Well, once edited yes.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?