good for him (traveled tho) but the sports highlight of the weekend was Ronnie O’Sullivan’s 1000th career century break. Being a genius, he pulled it off to win the tournament as well:

That video is just sad. Didn’t play it with sound but the look on that kid is terrible enough that I didn’t have to listen to this woman’s cackle. Notice how the kid does not take her eyes off the mom at all after getting smacked in the face. She isn’t focused at all at the cheese she has in hand despite her trying to…

sir, this is an Arby’s

Penis!

I don’t see the “needlessly”?

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

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For the record, I wasn’t being sarcastic. And I did have a DJ that went up in flames in college. That was my stopping point for that vehicle but even that was a deeply personal decision. I always wished I’d had the means and the wherewithal to fix that Jeep, so maybe I’m just encouraging to DT because I see in him a …

My wife and I went through a very similar experience, but we are in Ohio. Went in for a routine check up at 20 weeks. The doctor came in and told us they suspected he had bilateral renal agenesis, meaning he didn’t develop kidneys and likely wouldn’t be able to develop lungs. Told us they have only ever had one case…

I am so sorry for your loss, and thank you for sharing youe story. My early term abortion was so....permanently devastating that I cannot imagine what you have gone through. All I know is if you were here I would hold your hand and cry because there aren’t words for how any of this feels except a primal gasping…

Live reaction from Nike’s Quality Control Department meeting:

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

you know those people who say they can’t have anything on their plate touching each other? I’m not like that. but I will- almost without fail- eat the things in order. Doesn’t matter what I start with or end with, but whichever I start with will be gone before I move on to the next one.

I’d probably blame it on being 79 years old, myself.

The standard 5 - 10% of winnings is for a regular caddie that you work with year round. There’s value and benefit from working with someone over time, not just on a one-week basis. And those guys also get 5 - 10% of wins because they’re there for the non-wins too, when they only collect a salary of ~$1 - 2k/week if I…

It’s definitely all urine though. I had this argument with a friend once because I was saying it was urine, and he suggested otherwise.

My favorite thing about this is that this dude has no problem owning the youths and rec players with this. Imagine if Fed just showed up at your club and just started SABRing fools. Or if Evo just showed up serving bombs at a 3.0 mixer.

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.