Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

Derrick Rose torn labia majora

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.

this is the same guy that wears affliction shirts and drinks Lime-Aritas to get #faded

Huh. Thought this was going to be about Chris Kluwe.

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

Yeah, but Wesley Willis is hilarious.

Rocket Frog.