It’s bliss not paying attention anymore to these formless fuckwits. Call me when they get some new ownership and fire everyone in management.

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

two points
1) If you are at all familiar with slavic insults and swears, you know that they are to shit-talking what Italy is to pasta
2) I want to see Blake Griffin try and guard Portis

How dare you, Sir. That was a great WS. A tightly played sweep. The Sox Maytag bullpen. Buerhle getting a save. Konerko’s Grand Slam. Scotty Pods going deep to win Game 2.

forgotten programs such as ... The 2005 World Series.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

It’s the same crowd that goes grocery shopping at The Jewels.

I know this makes me a horrible person, but FUCK do I love Dwight Howard getting shit on. The schadenfreude, it’s so delicious

Curt Schilling can get fucked with an AK-47

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

You’ve had years of chances to critique Barstool for their bullshit, but instead you wait until they are actually attempting to move things in the right direction?

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

 I can’t believe they’re not taking into consideration the fact that Mrs. Met just left him for a guy with a giant jai alai ball for a head.

Yeah, as a White Sox, Bulls, and Illinois State fan, I should have just stayed the fuck off Deadspin today.

Found the life of the party

The Spurs could probably have made up 4 foreign-sounding names and traded their draft rights for Boogie on reputation alone.

Dime Bags Two For One

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

I want the Pro Bowl to look like this. I’m not even joking.