I never understood getting dressed up for church. If Jesus came back, wouldn't he show up in a robe and sandals?

@avclub-8170ab9471118b9c23eedcecd90f58a1:disqus I was in SLC for work a few years ago and found all sorts of fun non-Mormons to drink and hang out with. That's a neat little town you live in.

Telling "Storage Wars" fans that the show is fake is like telling a small child that Santa isn't real, or letting a 13 year old boy in on the fact that WWE matches are predetermined. Why crush that beautiful illusion, Marah Eakin?

I just posted almost the exact same thing. I like to think he's got chops. Maybe get him in an Adam McKay movie or another one with the guys from the State.

Interesting. Besides the aforementioned Essex ads, I get a bunch for the Hulu original program "Battleground" and for Geico. Good lord do I see a lot of Geico commercials.

I'm basing this on the CAT scan sketch in "The Ten" (and a little bit on
that Ang Lee Woodstock movie) but I would really like to see Liev
Schrieber in more comedies.

You know what ads are simultaneously annoying and fascinating on Hulu Plus? The ones for "The Only Way is Essex." Sure, it's a British knock-off of "The Hills," but I'm tempted to watch it just because listening to trashy party people speak in British accents is bizarrely enjoyable to me.

Yep, they're going back to SuperSonics, as it was written.

"Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay?" GnR's "Patience?"

"I was once the villain in a national advice column letter"

Good god, really? Where did you read that?

That was my immediate thought: this guy is gay. And if true, it sucks that he felt he had to go to such elaborate, sitcom-esque lengths to conceal it (a fucking cyber-beard?!?). His background certainly suggests that homosexuality would be frowned upon in many aspects of his life (Mormons, Catholics, the football…

Exactly. It's one thing for a local paper or a sports blog to not have the resources to confirm the background bits of this story (not that it would have taken much digging), but Sports Illustrated and fucking CBS News certainly do. Hey Charlie Rose, maybe give Stanford a call and see if Lennay Kekua was ever a…

Interesting. I want a treatment on my desk by Monday.

Yes. I had dreams about that room when I was a kid.

Lewisburg. He was doing a show at Bucknell.

Minor celebrity encounters:

I wouldn't wish that on my greatest enemy. I hope you're recovering well.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Yeah, shooting animals for sport is bullshit. People like that really give hunters a bad rap.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Yeah, shooting animals for sport is bullshit. People like that really give hunters a bad rap.