A bear he birthed himself, in fact.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

What would be even worse is if Tom Hardy gets the Oscar.

Fuck.... he totally will too. That dude is a sick actor in his own right and his movie’s timing is perfect due to Caitlyn Jenner and trans rights. Sorry Leo you have awful timing.

Sure I’m gonna miss Deadspin when Hulk Hogan vaporizes Gawker, but on the plus side, Jezebel won’t exist anymore.

Chicks should not even bother.

Jezebel is going to have your balls for this review.

I’m totally convinced that if Redmayne wins the Oscar for “The Danish Girl” DiCaprio will murder him.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.