When are they announcing that you guys are shut down too?

Go fuck yourself. No, really go fuck yourself. Maybe it will make you feel better and less distracted so you can stick to the topic at hand.

They were Penn State athletes. I’m surprised the police investigated.

Rapists never do.

Anyone else at least giggle a little bit when they saw this happened at Penn State? No? Fine.
(Goes to hell)

My daddy used to be the Governor of California. My daddy used to say your daddy was a bitch.

When I was in the Caribbean, a truckload of local kids (literally, there was 20 of them in the bed of a pickup) on a class trip pulled up at the same time as we did when we went to the beach. They stared at us for a second until one little girl smiled and waved then said, “Hello white people!” The kids, their teacher,…

Most white people I know try to run over the black children in their town. Because white people are all terrible rapists and murderers. All of them.

They’re still in California. That alone puts them ahead of Cleveland, Philadelphia, and St. Louis.

...........what if RGIII turns out to be like the Mountain and becomes Ser Robert HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I recently learned that FTFY means “fixed that for you.” I always thought it meant “fuck that and fuck you,” and to be honest, I like my meaning better.

That’s not how that works.

THERE IT IS! There’s always at least one.