“A monster of a human being. The worst person I’ve ever worked with in my life.” - I don’t know, that sounds kind of generous.

If Pam Bondi is the shit that finally sticks to Trump’s shoes, I will be so very very happy. She has been consistently awful to my LGBT brothers and sisters while daily tongue bathing Governor Voldemort and running out his screw-the-people agenda. To see her go down in flames and take the dumpster fire with her would…

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

This news has been out for several days and is barely getting any notice by the press. Despite the fact that, hey, people, THIS IS ACTUAL PAY TO PLAY.

That’s the face of a man forced to share an umbrella with a woman he does not personally find fuckable.

I always think the same thing about her. She made a career out of condemning women for having careers. The irony is truly astounding.

Every time Phyllis’ name is mentioned, I love to take the opportunity to remind everyone that bitch used nannies to help raise her kids while she was on the road and shaming women who used nannies.

Better late than never.

Bye, Phyllis.

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

If any person ever deserved the “some people are saying” treatment, it is Mr. Fox News himself. Well played.

How likely is it that Trump will claim he’s never met Ailes?

Some people, many people are saying he’s an actual total piece of shit. It’s what I’ve heard from some very smart people, good people. I don’t know if he’s an actual piece of shit or not. I’m just saying I’ve head he is an actual piece of shit. Who knows.

1. Step One: Make Porn for a number of years

Celebrity Rabbi??? really??? God Help me.

Can you imagine being an adult and knowing there exists/seeing a picture of yourself as a child, sleeping next to your dad’s boner? Jesus Christ. The creep factor goes to 11 with this guy.

Why, indeed. It’s like judges DGAF.

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