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it goes without saying that I condemn any and all forms of violence, including the personal harassment of individuals. But

“it goes without saying that I condemn any and all forms of violence, including the personal harassment of individuals.”

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

I think you mean "broad-respecting dude".

Let’s also note that not groping women is a really low bar to clear. Even if Trump doesn’t grope women, that’s hardly evidence that he treats women like human beings.

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT. JUST FUCK THEM

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

My snake capture was executed with a broom, a small trash can, and a hand towel in the Master Bathroom of my boss’s house on Martha’s Vineyard. I let the snake go far from the house, and whispered to it as it slithered off to freedom, “You lucky bastard”...as I was still trapped working in the house for the rest of

The last year I worked in Shanghai I swear to you the principal came into my office with a trash bag and a pair of God Damn salad tongs and told me to go capture the snake in the cafateria

He had moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his mattress, moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his....whatever.

The Democrats need to drop the Dangerous Donald angle and just alternate between using “Tantrum Trump,” “Touchy Trump,” and “Digitally-impaired Donald” until November. For a man who rose to power on the anti-politically-correct backlash, the guy could teach a class on oversensitivity.

That’s a bit of an overreaction. I don’t think the comment was condescending.

Too bad a bunch of people will pull the “IF SHE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE WHY NOT RELEASE THE RECORDS?!” card.

This isn’t what hate crime legislation was created for. Police and Firefighters are not a marginalized class, so there is no need to protect them as one.

How the hell did they manage that...

Every one of his movies is the exact fucking same. There’s a bumbling nebbish (often played by him) and a gorgeous younger woman is inexplicably in love with him.