It's hard to tell which option earns more of your disdain.

Not possible. Because literacy.

I'd sort jellybeans all day for $16/hr. I am hard up for work. Plus it's just the kind of thing I'd do for free waiting for an appointment.

I thought Team America made that abundantly clear.

He may as well have just said "Young Miss Wallace, if you hang around in this business prepare to be treated like shit." However trenchant the observation for us she is sitting right there and taking the man seriously. You have to ignore that to justify the "satire."

"QUVENZHANE WALLIS FOR OSCAR HOST 2014" - because she'll be unavailable to host in 2015 as she'll be nominated for Best Actress in the remake of "Annie."

Try "nauseated." It means sickened, and it's easier to spell. "Nauseous" means sickening. "Nauseous" is frequently misused, but people will get into stupid habits like saying "and I" instead of "and me" even when the subject of the sentence is a football.

More evidence that it was not funny.

A whole thai stick did not make the expressions on the actresses' faces during "We Saw Your Boobs" any funnier. If you like to see faces make those shapes I can't be friends.

It hurts my ears.

The one nearest our place is like a disco, so loud I can't think straight when I wheel my wife in there for her seasonal cosmetic buy up. If I knew where to find a valium I would take it before I go.

Either your colonoscopy revealed you have a year to live or you have been blessed.

ALl one and all done.

Man that chick comes at you teeth first.

Dr.Bronners must not be two words after all. All one! ALL ONE!

I Want A New Drug was ripped off from Soul Finger by the Bar Kays.

My best friend on his twenty second birthday slumped down at my table and croaked "Eleven twice."

Get lost, huckster.