As if the tissues weren't enough, I feel like we're always dangling from the precipice of some paper goods crisis. If we're not out of paper towels, we're running low on toilet paper. Which means that virtually every blasted day, I'm at the market picking up some supply or another.

I haven't seen these two mentioned:

The contact solution. I would watch him and just marvel at how much he could use. Not just a little bit on the contact, he'd hold the contact between thumb and index finger and then just Make It Rain contact solution like we were the Fucking Rockefellers or something!

I begged him to…

Your solution to all things paper-good-supply-related is a Costco membership. Seriously. Being able to buy non-perishables in bulk has soothed so many of my anxieties...

With my ex it was guitar picks. At one point, I seriously considered the possibility that my washer was actually producing them, because it just didn't seem possible that anyone could possibly have THAT MANY fucking guitar picks in their pockets always.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

"You couldn't taste it because I did it right. (Asshole.)"

So this'll be the comment that gains an embarrassing number of stars and reminds us how judgmental this community can be.

They wouldn't have shot the film with us if there was a chemistry problem…whatever chemistry means.

I Want to See Somebody Cry: The Sean Penn Story. Coming to CourtTV this fall.

Yeah! Also I'm impressed at how many people can't math!

Plus the advice to have a bunch of neutral/black/denim pieces and rotating out pops of color with accessories is a classic piece of style guidance.

She has a style of her own, that she is happy with....why is this a bad thing? It looks like she's having a tremendous amount of fun, and we all should enjoy whatever we put on.

Did you bother reading to the end where she flat out says she no longer cares what anyone thinks? To me, that's an enviable place to be. She seems happy, so why should she give a damn about whether other people deem her stylish or not?

She likes bright clothes and feels good about herself and her looks.

I'm anticipating some kind of scuffle at our wedding, for we are inviting a real live MRA (close family friend on fiance's side, there is no getting out of it). I want to seat him at a table with some of my friends and a centerpiece of knives.

As the daughter of a woman with Alzheimer's disease, I can tell you that in the first four or five years that I could see that she was affected, not everyone else could. Even those that knew her pretty well could not or would not see it, especially in short lived situations. She had always been sharp as a tack, and…

I'd love to read a psych profile on HIM. He's so eager to exploit tragedy, sickness, death, and addiction. It can't be healthy. There has to be a name for it (besides "asshole"). I'd imagine the profile would show a buttload of narcissism, willingness to exploit others trauma & weakness, and probably delusions of…

On what planet did "Dr" Phil get his training?

This guy is in unbelievable. He smells, hunts, & exploits tragedy like a shark smells blood in the ocean.