"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

I think it's really funny that some people don't understand humor, even when they are beaten about the head and shoulders with it.

Your #3 reason is my point exactly. Where you went to high school tells someone absolutely nothing about you, but St. Louisans think it does, hence the stereotyping. It's a subtle way of asking if someone comes from a wealthy family or not.

False. Food cooked over an open fire on a grill is simply grilled. Not barbecued. You're not one of those people from up North who think grilling a steak is cooking barbecue are you?

lol what

"I'll eat any BBQ so long as it's not that shredded pork stuff that calls itself BBQ they eat in the South."

There's no way Georgia is worse than South Carolina or Florida.

And Top 10 by a charcoal company! That's prestige right there.

So, even when the article ends by basically saying "yo don't be that guy, we'll just laugh at you if you come into the comments and be that guy," you're still gonna be that guy?

Vitriol implies anger. This is a cocktail of mockery and pity tinged with disgust.

Or stuck to newborn pandas in a toaster oven... Good lord.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

My favorite tidbit is that it's actually Dago Hill, but it's not cool to say "dago" anymore, so now it's just the Hill.

The Olympics

I'm a transplant from Chicago/Southern Wisconsin living in St. Louis for 17 years now. A couple observations: Every native St. Louisan is fucking OBSESSED with The Hill. They all think they've got the best Italian neighborhood cuisine and it's basically all just pasta with cream sauce and deep fried ravioli, that's…

Week? Shit, in Texas they make you take three full years of Texas History, once each at the Elementary, Middle, and High School levels. The only thing I got out of it is the ability to list the Six Flags (cause, ya know, living in a place only counts if you have a flag).

A 4th Century Roman cook book includes a recipe for a baked patty of ground meat served on bread. But it's well known how St. Louis basically invented Rome, so I think that still counts for them.

Yeah. We always had a 'Yay Missouri' week to convince us we weren't living in the worst state ever and waffle cones are something everyone loves, so they were a common focus. Like we made fake ones out of construction paper and had ice cream parties.

Three Fifths Mafia is the best.

My family and I moved to St. Louis when my dad got a different job and the first night we moved in, we ordered Imo's pizza which is the go to place for "St. Louis style pizza." Imagine eating really sweet tomato sauce on a cracker with plastic glue cheese melted on top and you have St. Louis pizza. Our first…