Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

So... wait.

What's dumb about the two bachelorette schtick is that they pretended to base it off of a torn audience. But when Chris Harrison polled the audience, Kaitlyn was clearly the favorite. I think they are just REALLY set on Britt being the bachelorette.

Am I the only one who is finds Chris Harrison oddly attractive? I don't know what's happening to me…

FALSE! Having kids only ruins your body is that's what happens to your body. There's no "letting it" or "not letting it." The best you can to is mitigate the damage (for lack of a better word) by eating right, exercising, etc etc etc all that jazz. Bodies are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the control we have…

There is general consensus that Stassi si the actual worst person on the show, correct? Like she outranks Jax and Kristin by MILES.

Good lord, I have so many stories! I live in Orange County, but spend a lot of time in LA, so I have lots of stories! Anyway, my story about SUR, is that I was bartended by Jax, and he told me that my eyes look like "chocolate diamonds". MY EYES ARE HAZEL, MOTHERFUCKER!

As another picky, no cheese eater, I can verify that it's quite common to ask for no cheese and still receive it. Same with lemon inside of tea. I'll ask for tea, no lemon, and often instead I'll get tea with lemon already in the glass...not even on the edge of it.

Well, now I want to read an illustrated book about Diana, Princess of the Whales.

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

Someone gets it!!! I dislike cheese on my burgers and have to do the no cheese please dance constantly. As I live in small town East Texas there are no kosher places anywhere near me or I would be all over that as a solution.

I have the same damn problem! Like, geez, people, is the concept of HAMBURGER so difficult to grasp? If I wanted cheese, I'd ask for a cheeseburger. Not rocket science, and yet my order gets fucked up about 50% of the time.

KRISTINA KELLY IS THE DEVIL

Fun fact: We saw Kristina from Vanderpump Rules (aka Stassi's only friend) actually work at SUR.

WHY IS EVERYTHING CHUNKS

Texts from Kara:

I worked at Borders many years ago and witnessed this "Who's on first?" exchange between a co-worker and customer.

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

That actually pissed me off reading it because I feel like my mother wrote it. Lol. If I had a quarter for every unnecessary no I got from her growing up, I wouldn't be working today.

Fill them with existential dread that their lives are meaningless when they misbehave?