Might not have been a hall monitor type. If I had stopped my car to get a beer and found out it was root beer instead, I might have called the cops too.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

I know that you can’t always see every pothole, or avoid every pothole in every situation. Let me state that up front. I live in Chicago. Potholes are a way of life. I’ve driven my lowered BRZ into some invisible potholes at night that had the car basically fall onto its front bumper. I’ve also hit potholes violently…

I cannot imagine having the level of hubris and self-obsession required to believe that other human beings would want to watch me while I’m driving—and this is coming from a man who finds his navel fascinating.

Then again, I don’t generally understand the appeal of most streamers to begin with (I get it for some of…

YASA, an engineering outfit in England which makes all kinds of things for electric powertrains, is credited as having “co-developed” the motor with Curtiss’ people. The technology itself seems fairly standard modern-day EV tech, but the batteries cool arrangement makes this powerplant quite striking.

I get what Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus is saying. I’m not buying it, but I get it. The reality is that all bubble-top racers from the ‘60s kind of look the same. I did think that the DeTomaso was referencing the old 330 P4, much the way that Glickenhaus did.

Transfatters! Lipids in disguise!

Wait, who cares about the window?

Brewdog should make a Gose and call it “Tommy’s White Male Tears”.

I had a bad case of dirty windows once and it seemed to work just fine. : P

Sounds like you’re into watching kids pee, and Sonic Says that ain’t cool.

Actually I think it’s more specifically a funicular. As we all learned from Deus Ex Human Revolution.

If anything, this isn’t even close to better. This is worse. Much worse. Scuzzier and slimier worse. It’s like Steve Bannon took Trump to his hair stylist. 

MODERATOR! I cast magic missile six times to break the seal so the hero can rescue the princess, and the hero just keeps eating my pants!

A goose would have honked.

A driver coop!

I see two doors. I’ll allow it.

Personally, I thought it was a rather Poe reference.


I’m so sorry.

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

if this is the Philippines, its normal for jeepneys to have diesel engines