And I thought Velveeta Voldemort cornered the market on stupid things to say.

I love my wife, and I love her understanding of my car habit. (Only purchased, still haven’t sold one).

Precisely. I’m sure one eventually gets accustomed to hitting additional modifier keys to type once readily available keys. Clearly this type of keyboard is not designed for someone who does regular data entry. I can’t imagine having to type the endless part numbers and invoices by having to use those modifier keys.

Well, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck..............

I figured someone would chime in with this information.

Sorry to say, test results came back...... Turns out it wasn’t actually a sick burn, only a mild case of indigestion.

Ewe no it!

I mean if you are going to make a pun, at least get it write.

Huh, I forgot all about it. Must have slipped my mind.

Ok, thanks. I wasn’t sure if it was a regional product. I’ll have to take a look at the article to learn more about it.

McDLT

Was that sold as a product though? What I can find about it makes it sound like a dish/recipe and not a food product that was prepared and sold. Now I’ve only just heard of Shrimp Wiggle so I clearly am the expert on the subject.

I wouldn’t trust this guy to cut the crust off a PB&J sandwich.

Aside from some absurdly rare vehicle that only Torchinski knows about, what other cars have front parking brakes? Common ones, you know, like the ones that are typically on the road. I’ve worked in automotive for most of my life and have not come across a vehicle that has a front parking brake.

Welp, looks like I won’t be watching All Stars 5. Sure I can afford to add another streaming service to my bill. I wasn’t interested in paying for premium channels like Showtime and HBO when I had cable. I’m still not interested in more “exclusive” content. If anything this makes the programming less accessible to all.

I’m voting for whatever Democrat can win. That’s right folks, if the democratic option is a moldy piece of bread, it gets my vote. Outcome is gonna either be better or worse. Either way it’s better than Velveeta Voldemort because we are fucked with another term with this con man.

You forgot to calculate your time, his time, travel expenses, food/lodging. Sure you saved 650.00, you just spent it in other places. 

No, it’s not like saying that at all. Valiant effort in trying to show me how I’m wrong though. Pip Pip!

First rule of holes is, when you’re in one stop digging. You admitted to using your overly bright light bar on the road in situations where you shouldn’t based on how you feel. That is what puts you in the same class as the guys who run them all the time. You both know you aren’t supposed to use them on the road and…

When you admitted to using the light bar in conjunction with your High Beams in situations that you felt it was OK or justified, you started digging this hole that you keep trying to explain your way out of.