Joel, the only “wrong” way to separate the yolk is when you don’t actually separate the yolk from the white, pop it in the process, or just generally screw it up and make a mess.

That’s a lot of CRTs. I thought these events would be a little more modern and use some simple inexpensive flat screens. Do they not provide TVs at the event and the competitors have to lug these in from their grandma’s basement?

Hadn’t thought of that angle. That is essentially what he is doing is “advertising” on Instagram. Seems he should pay up or take them down.

“Ferrari 812 Superfast”

This is the journalistic equivalent of “I’m just going to leave this right here”.

Stayed at the Kempton Grey hotel in Chicago earlier this year. I happened to snap a shot of the carpet. As I was gong through my pics I was like “what is this?” I saw both colors like the dress. Happened to be Black and Blue carpet.

While the movies and TV will fudge the physics, you’ve clearly never been to a demolition derby. I’m always amazed at the ones that will still drive out under their own power looking like a pile of metal shavings.

So the rest of the car is tall enough to go over speed bumps?

16 oz? I guess you weren’t really thirsty at all.

16 oz? I guess you weren’t really thirsty at all.

Cheese Doodles / Cheese Puffs are not Cheetos. Although they both leave you orange handed.

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What no pic? How are you going to have an article about a photo and not have a copy?

Put an old heavy entertainment center at the curb with a CL Curb Alert. When I got back from Lowes it was gone. Next move was the dump.

I stopped reading less than 1/2 way through. Seems like the “author” already had it in for the movie and anyone involved before their pen hit the paper.

So there’s going to be a Scratch and Dent Bent and Mangled sale?

Also a professional DJ, he adds that he “has lost thousands of dollars in deposits after the video went viral.”

We were in Chicago earlier this year and had scored reservations for Freemont for brunch. I knew it was a “dance club” of sorts but the description did not prepare me for what we encountered.

Yeah.......naw. Not a fan of small electric switches as a transmission selector. Give me a tangible physical lever that can lock in place and not be accidentally knocked into a different gear just by trying to turn on the wipers or change the radio station.

Timer starts when the first one drives off the lot. It’s not an If, it’s a when.

I can only surmise that the 70k people who liked this are cool with eating ice cream that someone licked and put back on the shelf. Because tampering with food is hilarious.