So did we forget that this article was already published before? There are comments from 4/13/18 on here but the article says it was published Today 7:30am.

Nah, the shoes are the Foot Cars, and you park them in the Foot Garage. My lady has a Foot Parking Garage for all her Foot Cars.

Considering that convertibles make up such a small segment of the rest of the automotive world, I would have to argue that it isn’t common knowledge like you assert. Never heard of pop up roll bars until today.

I’ve always been amused by the water bottle that’s an old Hershey’s Syrup bottle or the blue sports drink in a Windex bottle. Although grape drink in a giant Fabuloso cleaning solution bottle (the purple kind) is also gonna turn heads.

People always follow age guidelines. They certainly wouldn’t do something like say...... present themselves as an older age so they could stream on Twitch two years before they are actually of age.

I knew someone was going to drag out that tired old meme. No star for you. (I’d take one away if I could)

Well, there goes some more money. Looks like this will be totally worth it though.

Wow. Cesium doesn’t understand that these “babies in cages” are actually real human children in cages? and those “extrajudicial murder of people of color by police” well, those are actual human people of color being killed by police. What a heartless cunt.

Exactly what I came to say.

How does this guy NOT have a secret basement where everything is covered in skin and he prances around in a flesh suit to his jams?

That is exactly what I thought when I saw this.

The same can be said for your “obligatory”. Perhaps next time you’ll stop...

I was unaware that the Wacky Races had picked up again and in Houston no less.

They don’t own the rights to the Ford or Chevy, so they mashed them up to avoid a lawsuit. They could only afford the rights to the snippet of American Pie lyrics.

You know you misspelled Pedanticism, right?

Speaking of useless comments...... I’m lookin’ at you Spartan. You added nothing to the conversation.

Pristine you say.... That word does not mean what you think it means.

I tend to put my pen in my mouth at some point during the work day. I don’t want co-workers or customers touching it. They never do since I do not lend it out, even for a minute. I’ll grab a pen from somewhere and you can use that. Not touching mine.

I’d be afraid I’d knock it over and break something. Like the tile floor, or my foot.

Both Justin and I seemed to exclude the rolling windows down from the list, but you gotta do that too. That 240 is rather involved, no popping the top up quickly in a downpour.