Pristine you say.... That word does not mean what you think it means.

I tend to put my pen in my mouth at some point during the work day. I don’t want co-workers or customers touching it. They never do since I do not lend it out, even for a minute. I’ll grab a pen from somewhere and you can use that. Not touching mine.

I’d be afraid I’d knock it over and break something. Like the tile floor, or my foot.

Both Justin and I seemed to exclude the rolling windows down from the list, but you gotta do that too. That 240 is rather involved, no popping the top up quickly in a downpour.

Not really that bad for a manual top. Although I don’t get adding an electronic closing feature as part of a manual top. It’s odd.

That’s like walking into a busy street only to be surprised by the traffic already traveling down the road when you walked into it.

She has breasts in that video, they just aren’t out there in a push up bra. Instead they are under the breastplate that comes to a point across the middle that implies breasts are underneath.

I don’t use a mug to put a burrito in my mug. That’s just way too much mug. It’s simpler to just cram the burrito into your mug than it is to cram it into one mug just to turn around and cram it in another mug.

FTFY, I’ll show myself out.

I stopped at a McDonalds the other day for the first time in ages. Or at least this was the first time I went in to order in a while. They now have kiosks at the one I went to so you can order your food. Unless I’m keying in orders all day long, this certainly slows things down. A regular cashier could have run…

You know, I’d be happy with a Prime Minister who shat his pants in a MCdonalds instead of the orange cock womble we currently have running things.

I’ve seen a few of this type of video around lately. People fixing things with improper materials (ramen a lot of times) and super glue to bond it. They keep adding, crushing and cluing until they have something to work with. They shape it, sand it down and paint it to match. First one I have seen of that scale. Most…

Sorry, I call Shenanigans.

Look here Buddy. Those Canadians are the nicest folk you’ll ever meet Guy. Even more so than Minnesotans Friend. The real truth here Pal is that it was a Canada Goose behind the wheel, see?. All the anger, hate and bile that builds up in Canadians goes through the Canada Goose. That’s why they are so darn resonable. Or…

We’ll just have to disagree here. It is a skill. When you start, you do not know how to parallel park but you learn and become able to do it. When you practice it lets you get better . One might say you become skilled in parallel parking. Skill is no longer having to read instructions, you know how to do it and can do…

I turn the wheel when stopped all the time. The friction and wear is negligible. I’ve been driving the same ‘92 Ford Ranger with 186k since it was new and have installed a couple of sets of tires on it during that time. I’ve never found any premature wear at any point.

It was at the top of the list because of the price and manual trans. Looks like we’ll have to find something else.

Is the Giant Ball of Twine really that big?

Not going to disagree, but the real issue here is the automatic locking cooler. I have about 8 different types of coolers and none of them have an automatic locking design. That is effectively a trap. Lid closes, seals and locks, no escape. Otherwise on a normal cooler the lid just opens under some pushing, no one…

“Well, I know where she lives so I’ll just go by there and try to get her to drop the complaint” or some other such nonsense.