OMG, you guys are putting WAAAAAY too much effort into this. The solution is extremely simple, and requires no more tools than 2 hands. Simply smack the bottom of the jar with the butt of your other palm hard enough to break the vacuum seal on the lid. You will feel this happen when it does, then simply twist the lid…

As an insurance agent, I recommend something that you can pay cash for, liability coverage is usually about half the price of having Comprehensive and Collision coverage as well. You should also see if your insurance company has Good Student or Driver’s Ed discounts.

Gnome illusionist/thief. He was small, even by gnome standards, and often juggled and did acrobatics performing as a clown, using illusions to enhance the show. He learned his magic and thievery skills when he ran away as a kid to join a gypsy circus. His small size and acrobatics made him a great ‘grease man’ style…

Since we have a reality show for a gov’t now, I think this guy should have to do at least one episode of Undercover Boss before being allowed to run the Labor Department and say that his employees are being paid enough.

Does anyone else kinda halfway wish there would be a global level catastrophe, just so it would unite mankind and we’d stop this piddly bullshit about who’s peninsula is bigger?

In his defense, It was a complete fucking waste of time.

I just keep getting this image in my head of the first night in the White House. He takes her to the Oval Office, gets behind her, grabs her from behind and grunts in her ear, “Bend over, I’m going to do to you what I’m going to do to the American people...”

Does anyone else think that this is just like when Melania wore that ‘pussy rose’ shirt just so that Google image search wouldn’t have the first result being her nude when you searched for ‘Melania pussy’?

Yes, Fallout is much more fun as a video game than a reality.