Capitalism really does a number on some people.

When the camera zooms in you can see the anchor was deployed. Curious how the throttle and tiller got stuck.. 

When did Ted get out of prison? He said if Obama was reelected, Nugget - I mean Nugent, would either be dead or in prison shortly after.

Well there is also that more likely case where the perp’s foot was on the brake, but just on the surface the story got me scratching my head.

Car?! Hell, she earned a War Rig!

This comment is beyond stupid. How would I take my dog hiking or other activities that enrich his life? This is fine if you have a small shitty dog that is useless and basically just a stuffed teddy bear, but never taking your large working class dog anywhere is pretty much torture for him. I’m guessing you’ve never…

That’s not a better headline. Yes, Maddie is overweight but GodDamnit she’s awesome. What if she were your daughter?

My uncle had a hidden valve between the carburetor and the gas pump, under the seat, somewhere not obvious if you didn’t have the system yourself.

I would, like driving a fucking living room, one I can throw my two sons an six friends or ten sheets of 8' X 4' plywood and enough lumber to build a tree fort.

Have you seen the MSRP on minivans these days?

oh, that’s a great point

I love the part where this is a fucking juicer with DRM.

Base model Tesla S 60 is 1,961 kg (4,323 lb) - so even that is a fucking lie. 

I wish I could tell this story to all this guys future cell mates!

Don’t “High end juicer machines” actually squeeze juice out of fresh fruit?

Yes. I got a coffee machine for my classroom and literally every class had a student who asked why I didn’t get a Keurig. My response was that the coffee maker cost me $9, takes like 30 seconds of work to make a full pot of coffee, and each cup costs about a quarter (much less with a reusable cup) at most. Still…

What are you going to trust, your own eyes or your own eyes reading a digital readout of a scan of a QR code?

Some people drive with their high beams on all the time. “I always though the blue indicator on my dash meant my lights were working.”

You’re not wrong, but it’s also WAY easier to make this mistake in modern cars since the instrument cluster is ALWAYS illuminated regardless of your headlights.