The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

no one wants to face the desperation that’ll come when there’s just one option left.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

I think she’s just racist against wookies. “Walking carpet”, “just as soon kiss a wookie”, no medal in A New Hope... So many micro- and not-so-micro-aggressions.

I guess we have different definitions of “de-escalation”.

Micro-transactions let you get precedents that align with your views to make the game easier. Just like real life!

Vader: The master of sick burns.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind