“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

This confirms the prophecy that was foretold right now by me

Packs another bowl. Eagerly awaits for Chapter 2.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

aliens.

Because no philosopher ever has ever talked about crackpot theories or fell for them...

now we need the other state of the comment, in which the link to the related article exists...

I’m guessing one of them is positioning its anus right at my face.

To me, it's painfully obvious that the picture is covering the brushing we saw in pictures and in court. Fuck apologists—they're pieces of shit.

The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

My bad, Brazil is the paragon of cleanliness and order. If only the rest of the world followed their lead.

Fun Fact: Zika is also sexually-transmitted. You know who has sex? A LOT of sex? Olympic athletes.

New Olympic Sport: Survival.

They’re really going ahead with this, aren’t they? Athletes competing in raw sewage, spectators flocking toward an epidemic, infrastructure collapsing in real time: It’s got the complete package. Idiocy, corruption and willful blindness. Just perfect.

If it turns out Mrs. Shot’s first name is Martha I’m out.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

This will always be my favorite Alfred moment:

Alfred Vs Superman, the movie we deserve.