I welcome our extinction-level asteroid overlords with open arms and a liter of vodka.

Punching Nazis never goes outta style.

If anything, Trump is proving that the American experiment is a failure.

I used to pray for world peace - now I just pray for an asteroid strike. We don’t deserve peace.

They had more gun checks then than they do now, I’d wager.

I’m starting to think the next asteroid impact may be right. Also overdue.

Saving lives one film at a time.

Is there any other kind? Even the Racist-in-Chief is as dumb as a lobotomized fencepost. I mean, here’s a guy who has to stop chewing gum every time he just wants to taste it so he doesn’t get brainlocked.

The Bible is the world’s oldest Rorschach test - the parts Christians choose to guide their words and actions will tell you a lot about who they truly are.

There’s a lot more pharisees than apostles in modern Christianity. Hell, there may only BE twelve apostles these days.

Yep, it was that way in the original arcade machine as well. Your ship would turn red and attack you on the way down.

“She can try hormones, chop her pecker off, but it’s still the same bone structure a man has,” Rousey told The New York Post.  

Do yourself a favor - MST3K riffed this film (MST3K 822), and this is pretty much the only way it should be viewed.

Cheaper to license?

He even made the execrable “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” somewhat watchable.

Talibangelism is a helluva drug.

Acts like this seem symptomatic of a domestic culture that stopped thinking about the thoughts and feelings of others in order to focus implicitly on themselves and what they can gain, and to hell with the consequences. This is no doubt a reflection of the example the White House is setting currently, and the twisted…

Even a regular sport, as the World Series of Poker routinely reminds us.

My guess is they’re part of the human experiment, and they’re in the petri dish that’ll ultimately be bleached.

I like how everything these days is strictly spoken in terms of absolutes, when even the science that helps us understand the universe itself is based in theory.