Well that escalated quickly.

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Polly Prissy Pants,

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.