Beat me to it. +1 finger snap.

All mock drafts are a sham. They're pure speculation on something that the writer (likely) has no control over. But they're not going away. People love to speculate. People love to read other people's speculation then complain about it. And people want to get some idea of who the next player for their team could be,…

The Eye of Providence sees what you did there. +1

Charles is 5'11", not 6'1".

Just move them to Seattle already. Even out the conferences, and put this embarrassing South Florida hockey experiment out of its misery.

The Fair Lady (Quelaag's Sister) in Dark Souls, and Lydia in Skyrim.

Don't undercut this feat by calling Solitude a "town". Riverwood's a town. Solitude is one of the biggest cities in the game, right up there with Whiterun and Markarth.

"Chandler...lemme be your Superman, one last time."

Something tells me you won't receive an answer to this in your "tips@deadspin.com" email account.

WOW SUCH DIFFERENCE.

Storm King was the first beer from Victory I ever had, and it was a fitting introduction to a great brewery. I've yet to be disappointed by anything they put out. Storm King is still my favorite of theirs, but Red Thunder is a close second, as of now.

Tight end is a notoriously tough position for rookies to make an impact at anyways, but Amaro's been getting noticeably better and more productive each week. Pryor's been lost in coverage thus far though. And yeah, aside from Sheldon Richardson, there hasn't been much to speak of from Idzik's plethora of draft picks…

That's what he gets for enrolling in the Amare Stoudemire's summer camp.

Ovechkin Defensive Syndrome?

"Would you accept $7,000,000 worth of crab legs?"

At least with Dark Souls you can switch to "Offline" mode. I don't know about Destiny though.

Meh. Water under the bridge, at this point.

Famed YouTube gamer PewDiePie's latest Sims 4 playthrough has him getting two dudes to bang, and they both end up pregnant.

Thugnificent must be his favorite rapper.

For us Americans, that's the EPL team-by-team ratios of choosing to press "X" vs. pressing "Y".