Is there a reason that the disputed song itself can't be uploaded to youtube so we could hear it?

Car Seat Headrest is a full band, not one dude, and they are based in Seattle, not Portland, they rock. And Ric Ocasek is masculine and sexy in the extreme.

"Teens of Style, the final death knell for processed cheese spreads"
"Car Seat Headrest's Teens of Style has ended the brony movement."