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YES

“I haven’t been able to go up and actually pluck any loot off of a giant’s neck, so I’m not sure if that’s possible. (Maybe you can shoot the ropes to disconnect the gear?)“

For much of yesterday, our headlines had a gimmick. They formed rhyming pairs, because it’d be too hard to make them

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.

Do not taunt Joy-Con.

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

The internet was famously slow in 1862.

This is the worst thing. Seriously, when you get the thing for the thing but not the thing? I hate that.

I like when people get incensed that a product takes more than 2 days to ship. I always think “How would this complaint have gone over in 1862?”