I’d consider that banana-dessert yellow.

Sabi sounds like an asshole going around ruining everbody else’s surprises.

Now that’s what I call putting your money where your mouth is

popping pimples is gross. if y’all doing that please at least clean your nails

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

2020 Year of Bowser confirmed.

The great thing about Kingdom Hearts is that it is so ridiculously convoluted that as a non-fan, even the most explicit of leaks would make zero sense and I’d not be able to keep them in my head long enough to be spoiled if I did eventually get into the series.

I spent so goddamned much time perfecting the parachute challenges when I was in middle school that it’s a wonder I ever did anything else. Seriously.

For real. Jetpack level FTW!

Thank you. I was sitting here thinking how could you besmirch Pilot Wings?

Pilotwings was my jam growing up, and I will not sit idly by as you besmirch its honor.

I get tricked by these articles so often. I’m always stoked to read something, then it turns out to be a fucking podcast.

You are incorrect. This review was helpful to many people, including me.

I chose to review it because, as I said in the second paragraph, I was hoping that Takahashi and crew would make something I enjoyed more this time around.