Or vine

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.…