Let's do some math on your.. what was that number again? Oh, 27. I see. This is all SUPER quick and dirty, but I think it could be fun.

Why would there be? It's not like he is some bastion of celebrity wisdom that anyone would ever look to for focus - seriously, you had to say Sons of Anarchy's Chuck Zito. No one knows this dude.

Is there some reason why you can't consign only gif-containing posts to the comment jail/opt-in/cesspool, and leave other-variety-troll removal to the moderators. Doesn't sound like a cesspool I'll want to wade into.

i think the problem with the last time they did this is that none of the writers took the time to go through comments and approve people.

It should never have gotten as far as it did. Once the problem was spotted months management should have dealt with it without pulling readers into it. An open letter should NEVER have been necessary. How this was handled was disrespectful to the staff and your readers.

Back to the greys, I go! What all-over fuckery.

It's not illegal. It's a Republican buzz word to make people fear having the government spend money on providing services to its citizens instead of corporate welfare, war mongering and meddling in women's vaginas, which is what the founders intended government to do.

Most of the world runs because of a small fraction of people who make things and keep things running. The rest of us are reaping the benefits of their ingenuity and labour.

Hey, look! Ayn Rand has a Burner account!

Both the right and the left sides of the escalator are going in the same direction — like a road with 2 lanes going in the same direction. But the left lane goes faster than the right side. So the left side of the escalator gets to the top faster than the right side. And they do that by walking.

No, because roads and sidewalks are two-way. On a four-lane highway, you're to the right of cars headed to the other direction, but you pass [slower/for purposes of this discussion: standing] cars headed the same direction as you on the left.

That's the kind of writing up with which I shall not put!

The first time I EVER had an orgasm was with an electric toothbrush. I was a rising junior in college and living with some older girls in a house over the summer and over and over again they'd talk about coming and I'd be like yeah me too. And finally I guess somebody notices my blasé attitude and straight out asked…

Not all dogs...

I think they should have kept it. I think they shold have kept it and used it, together with other mannequins of other sizes. The problem isn't that mannequins are too skinny, the problem is monoculture. People are different, mannequins should also be different, to convey and condone that fact. Saying that ribs are…

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

Same thing in retail. No ever cleans up after their kids.

Of course, if anyone happens to act in any sort of dangerous manner they should just be shot and killed. I really wish the DMV had just put her down on the spot because they should have known she might still try to drive through a restaurant, endangering orphans. Now this poor officer is suspended and the department…

Don't forget about the fact that the liberal media is kidnapping and training baby predator drones to become atheist Muslim pinko gay-marrying gun snatchers. Gotta think of the children, right? I mean, it's a slippery slope. One minute you're raising taxes just a tiny bit and the next minute hippies are raining from…

That is just straight-up terrifying. If I saw a group of men with assault rifles in a public place, I wouldn't even assume it was an armed robbery, I'd assume it was a planned mass shooting.