Was on my way to writing this very same response the second I read: “I’ve read infinite jest 3 times”

Wait, are there interviews where Teri Hatcher drags the shit out of Dean Cain because those are an intersection of many of my interests....

Yeah, I was a little put off by their responses in this interview; like refusing to admit that some of the jokes were shitty and absolutely punching down, no matter how much you want to couch it in, “Nooooo, we were being SUBVERSIVE!”

I actually take that as a good sign. She’s a remora, and remora only attach themselves to their hosts until they 1) reach their intended destination or 2) the host becomes too dangerous or is no longer beneficial. 

This is the part that I’m worked up about.

I didn’t even GO to Kirsten Dunst on this I thought “LOL Kanye added Lux Lisbon to his vision board????”

A global group of scientists JUST released a foundational study that confirmed that sharks are “functionally extinct” on reefs across the world. What a dumb fuck.

I know...I cringed typing it. 

This exchange made me laugh so hard.

Does anyone who peeks in on Fox to see what they’re saying (bless you for your service) have a readout on how they’re spinning this? Because she gave them nothing and gave a lot of moderate Reagan Republicans who thought (very wrongly) Trump would be contained by an administration of adults everything.

Pam and Jim were fine, but the true relationship at the very heart of the series was Pam and Dwights journey to becoming best friends.

“I could watch Linda Cardellini quilting”

I’m sorry if Madison Cawthorn is NOT the name of a CW vampire played by someone 3-D printed from a David Boreanez stencil I’ll eat my damn hat!!!!! It’s just too perfect!

I cannot get past the “dropped out of college cause my girlfriend dumped me” as like, some logical and noble reason and not proof that you’re a totally oversensitive doofus who will obviously take your ball and go home if everyone sees you throw up a brick.

The way this is described gives me Playing Bumper Balls in Mario Party on N64 Vibes. Ready to bathe myself in even more nostalgia this pandemic!!!!

How does a teen do cottagecore since they presumably can’t buy a cottage and live in it?

I’d like to know how you maneuvered your algo to lesbian witch horticulturist BLM tiktok because I want that content. 

Well now I need to know. Was someone making ice cream with their own breastmilk or something????!!!!!! Tiger milk???!!! (I assume you can milk a tiger, per “Meet The Parents” logic.) 

Seattle media is pretty polarized between pompous sarcastic douchbaggery from The Stranger and the living Seattle Troll, Dori Monson, slimy troglodyte Jason Rantz, and master Whataboutist Brandi Cruse. Some real trash media here, but The Stranger’s cool kid eye rolling is hardly any better than Brandi’s pearl clutching…

It could be that white women in the suburbs are getting less racist? That would be nice! I obviously left but I do check in on all the Kellys and Sarahs from my high school and they’re still hawking essential oils MLM schemes...but maybe they’re not the same insipid little racists their mothers were???