Giant Meteor 2020 

According to Google, their incoming freshman class for 2019-2020 had a high school GPA of 3.72-3.99 with SAT scores of 1370-1520 or ACT scores (for Midwesterners like myself) of 31-34.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Where is the one about a private equity firm that takes over suite of websites and fucks it all to hell?

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Bands that are a pain in the dick to search for, in no particular order:

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

A) Good

How many 13 year olds got dick tipped before that game?

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”