Garth Brooks ended up recording Billy Joel’s “Shameless” because he forgot to send back the postcards declining the Selection Of The Month while he was on tour. He came home and one of his automatic shipments was a Billy Joel album. He loved the song and figured it would be released as a single. When it wasn’t, he…

All that song does for me is remind me of clear Pepsi

Well, so much for Harddiscworld.

I was told there would be no math.

maybe

“You rescued my Pog collection from the fire? My stars. I don’t even know how to begin to thank you, kind stranger.”

Oh God if they could somehow get Schwartzman to add opening narration: “Yep, that’s me. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation...”

Perd Hapley is a minor character, who is also a news caster.

Yeeeeeeees. That moment was great!

Bash from GLOW, motherfuckers

I just rewatched The Good Place, and Janet’s definitely the best part for me. The scene on the beach where she’s begging for her life is amazing.

The words of House Kinja: