Wonderful news! I remember first my cat, and then my boyfriend had one of those fuckers- they definitely make you worry until you know what you’re dealing with.

I appreciate this piece- love me some Ehrenreich. The cult of self care is something I’ve gotten to know well over the past few years, much to my displeasure, ever since I made the unfortunate decision to visit my health care provider with a set of symptoms she insisted could only be alleviated by holistic lifestyle…

Just keep digging, Roy. It’s worked out so well.

“The Perfect Evening Fragrance!”

“An irresistible floral fragrance, with alluring undertones of death.......”

They look like crime scene photos! Not a fan.

Given that it’s only applied to performative sexuality and women changing their last names, I believe the definition has simply changed, to- well, whatever the fuck this is.

Empowerment Through Junk Food and General Squalor!

Maybe “Fat Old Slobby Hag”?

Personally, I’m holding out for the “Fat Slob” shirt.

Yeah. I can see why it can be difficult to get to the decision, but boy can it ever be a mercy for you and your loved ones both.

I saw an interview with her in which she seemed particularly horrified by Trump’s “bleeding out of her wherever” comment: “Women knew what he was talking about!” Right you are, Barbara.

I get the feeling they don’t like him very much.

Because they’re three, maybe. But it really is a bizarre way for grown adults to behave.

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If he brings fuckface down, I’ll start a petition to get him his own holiday.

Michael really is easy on the eyes, isn’t he? Sometimes, the universe just knows you need a mood booster.

That piece really was just the encouragement I needed.

TOTAL WITCH HUNT REQUEST LIVE- in which contestants compete for the right to sic a witch hunt on the target of their choice.

I’m wondering if the birth didn’t feel like a cinch to them, compared to the multiple entangled offspring I’m sure they’ve dealt with with some of their clients!