This starts early. I still get resentful when I think back to how I, as a teen, accepted a babysitting wage that was, like, half the minimum wage, because, well, that’s just the way things were done. I was supposed to act like chasing after children wasn’t really work at all. This kind of mindset is so ingrained.

Yes.

A bro!

Would be impolite to do otherwise, wouldn’t you say?

You know, this freedom to let my inner middle school bitch fly free is definitely a silver lining of sorts. If we’re going to go out in a flurry of Twitter-induced nukes, at least we’ll have had the chance to let all our best taunts go beforehand.

Trump voters: He wasn’t talking about tits! He was....um......talking about the two baby bottles that sick fuck Frank carries around in his shirt. He’s the sick fuck! You’re the sick fuck!

With liberal women, I blame a desperate desire to cool girl. Liberal men- well, they’re just men.

It’s about the lowest bar I can think of. I’ve been a lifelong cynic so far as this “basic good of all men” type schtick, but never before did I feel that so many people were drawn to such primal dark forces, some unconscious longing for annihilation.

This year certainly marked it being part of the free thinking world.

Well, I do admire your hopefulness.

His supporters’ need to believe in him is so great they will insist that whatever you show them, no matter how clear the recording, is simply not happening. This is a one of a kind kind of weirdness we’re dealing with, and no ordinary anything is going to be enough to deprogram Orange’s followers.

Ah, there is no web like Tom Arnold’s web.

Yeah, I don’t think that’s a bad idea.

My Grammy got more liberal. :) :)

Yeah, the fuckheads saying, “Trump would have won the popular vote if you take out California’s four million!” are driving me to a particularly vicious rage. Do the red state welfare-ers have any idea of what would happen if California did leave the union? Which I’m beginning to think it should- why stay if your voice…

“Not right” covers it pretty well. I find it intensely disturbing that so many people haven’t been able to recognize that not rightness, or to realize how crucial it is to keep that out of office. Like other animals, we humans count on our fellow humans to know who the predators are- it’s hard to feel safe around…

I believe his mental deterioration (pretty sure he’s in the early stages of Alzheimer’s) is only going to accelerate with the stress of the presidency. On the plus side, that should lead to some entertaining tweets. On the negative side..........

“Sobbing from pain when someone bumps into your tits? NO WAY!”

It’s the sort of dull witted, self centered behavior that I’d find oddly entertaining, were it not coming from the soon to be leader of the free world.

For some reason that “NO WAY!” is cracking me up. It’s like something from a Midol commercial: “Sure, tests can get me down. But my period- NO WAY!”