I didn’t eat for two weeks and didn’t lose a single pound! That has to be the worst of both worlds.

I went with my ex boyfriend so he could get literally the stupidest chest tattoo in the history of all time. I wasn’t egging him on or anything but I definitely encouraged his faulty and grief-stricken line of thinking. I still internet stalk him and he does NOT let that shit be photographed.

Yeah I don’t go to costco much (city living, no car or space etc) but went recently and was SO STOKED at the price of a giant package of canned diced tomatos. I got ragged on a little bit for buying them but such a good savings.

When I was in kindergarten someone taunted me that i “had sex in the streets”. I was deeply ashamed in spite of having literally no idea what that really meant until an almost solid decade later.

I’m 5’10” and 112. It’s crazy how every few years I get a few inches taller and a few pounds thinner!

Have you seen most license photos? Apparently all the DMV cares about is that a person named “Michael” is not wearing mascara.. you could probably have a joint or cig hanging out of your lips as long as its unflattering.

Unfortunately the mentally disabled aren’t as able to fight as vocally as many trans people have been. (And even more unfortunately, the friends and family of the mentally disabled are often too exhausted or worn down by the system to have the energy too.)

What else should I do, pretty thin white women??? Pray tell.

I feel the author of this piece is already giving advice for a fairly far gone porn addict. “Try to limit yourself to 30 minutes of hate jerk offs a day while crying on photos of your ex girlfriends! Maybe fess up to the wife that it was a cum rag and not from ‘slaving over the stove all fucking afternoon’!”

Trained men are hard to find? I think it depends on how heartless or confident you are (I have been heartless enough to use an ex for sex but I also basically was in love with an ex for years after and would have sex with him whenever I could).

Love how it’s fat:strippers/models. That’s ok I’m happy to be “fat” if those are my options!

PMS is psychological? Lol ok. It’s weird then that doctors will tell you your hormone levels change throughout your cycle and that if you get pregnant (medical condition) there are physical side effects such as nausea and bloating.

I went to Florida in July and it wasn't bad! Getting out was sheer hell, but live and learn I guess. If you go to Florida in July, just make peace with the fact that you will die there.

Personally, I've been wasting it. Just one man's anecdote.

What is an official doctors note? Mine have always just been a normal printed letter, not usually signed. Not sure how an email couldn't suffice?

Most people have forehead wrinkles pretty early. Maybe we have different definitions of wrinkle but it's pretty common for most people in their 20s.

I can't tell if men and women are equally expected to bring sweets at my job or if the men just so vastly outnumber the women that it seems equal...

30% of Americans have hypertension and often don't know it.

All live music seems to have been coopted by dumb white yuppies, who do a kind of restrained hippie flailing no matter the genre. Shockingly, I do *not* live in Brooklyn!

Can't believe IMAX is beating attending other people's weddings. For me it's a no brainer, but I can't believe that people pay 30k for a wedding but also prefer a $20 film!