I think batman pajamas are a decent choice assuming you will wear pjs in public.

This happens to me at least three times a week (except for the very rare light meeting week.. I love you light meeting week) so yeah it's definitely a thing in business.

Can someone estimate the cost of this wedding I went to? I am DYING to know..

I think my wedding cost ~5k and I basically eloped (parents and brothers were invited to city hall, parents paid for dinner, me and hubs spent like $500 on a show and drinks after). YOU DID GOOD. Manhattan is stupid pricey.

Omg people actually use filters for that?! Am I crazy to have literally never thought that was a thing? I understand being more "into" tall guys but what if some short guy is a billionaire ice cream recipe hobbyist?

Yes, Amanda Palmer is the only woman ever to rock arm pit hair. She came up with it on her own and no woman has the presence of mind to do something like not shave their armpits daily without being inspired by Amanda Palmer.

Ruining a snotty kids meal is a big win or something? Meh.

Pushing daisies? Also you can always compare stuff to other stuff, that's sort of the entire point of criticism (as in film criticism).

omg

Well now you've crossed the line into sheer madness.

Toast.

MIL was complaining about her diet to lose ten pounds by the wedding so I told her I was going to gain 20.

Don't forget, the same people who write lifestyle articles are the mega rich that are rumored to exist.

All my personal items currently live in a cardboard box under a bench in the world tiniest, least "I'm thirty and have a career" studio ever, but I do have matching hangers!! What do I win?!

My husband is pretty good at the "bad day at work" level of care but has not been good with my depressive episode the last several months. Hopefully if I get ill he will step up 😕

I hate to break it to you but that's not how bosses work IRL. It's usually more of a hire, ignore, fire situation. Or I'm happy to break it to you! You'll love office life. JOIN US!

I'm pretty sure Nancy Grace is trolling us. Except not us specifically, because we get it.

No shit Americans don't eat enough fish. The seas are dying, 99% of us can't afford fish prices on the reg.

I like tumblr too! It's a little PC but take the good with the bad.

Weakness, sweating and fatigue is like an every three day thing for me. It's cool though my doctor says I need to lose 5 lbs and up the cardio and I'll be fine.