Former reddit moderator: what started out as a fun idea quickly became a deluge of paranoid abusive hate messages and organized "campaigns" to take me "down". Very easy way to suck the joy out of a hobby or whatever. Also surprisingly time consuming (hate comments roughly 50x more often than any actual new posts).

My family was basically silent the entire night. It was awkward and I'm still not sure if they're just pissed I even invited them to dinner?

My theory? Men are stupid.

I was so excited to trash this list. I am disappoint.

I think your makeup looks both extremely funny but also not bad? How could this be!

Just FYI always ask the pharmacy for the out of pocket cost for a generic. Usually it's $5-25 without any insurance (for me in NYC anyway).

Fun fact: did you know condoms are on average, only slightly more effective than pulling out?

What's wrong with romance writers that they clearly live in a NYC kitchen.

My favorite proposal I said no to was a man's hissy fit in customs coming back into the U.S. with the explanation that if we were just married, there would be only ONE customs form to fill out.

Right. You have normal self esteem issues. Kanye reinvents ways of saying "I am God" to the New York Times every six months.

Another pervasive urban legend is that people in the Middle Ages usually only lived to age 32. In fact once you were past childhood your life expectancy was not substantially less than today. The extremely high rate of childhood mortality brought the average down for everyone.

When I was 19 I bought an ounce of weed and locked myself out of my car, weed in car.

Chronic skin conditions are terrible and hard to diagnose and treat. Why are you hating on dermatologists?

Oh yeah, it's probably one of the grossest looking things I've ever seen.

It's basically just a mushroom and SO TASTY.

So you're snarking on science husband having article writer while letting your own husband do the science stuff while you write an article about it?

The cursed people born in winter. It's just the best kind of cake. Cake actually sucks unless you get it from an expensive bakery or a gifted home cook.

You've never met someone into the whole "alpha male" thing? Lucky!

It's all just eat almonds or make a place for chickpeas in your salad or date night role playing. It's cool, anyone could handle all 106.

Eyebrow game on point and her nose is much narrower than mine, therefore, I'm really confused by the things society is telling me? I'm pretty sure she's at least "hot but fat". Or at least hotter than me. What a firecracker that woman with ideas was.