I'm just upset they're remaking this at all.

Poor baby, I hope it gets its jaw fixed up. Cats seem to deal pretty well with blindness so I bet this cutie will be happy again in no time.

I accidentally ruined my own dress shopping experience by gaining literally 13 lbs in the week between ordering the damn thing (over half off too!) and receiving it. I ordered two sizes up too.

Just become a complete hermit/loser who goes out once a month to a movie without any friends. I guarantee, nobody is going to steal your life online.

Either my hair or my eyebrows, any age 5 to 16. I have curly thin hair AND curly thin eyebrows.

I'm a light sleeper and don't understand this at all... doesn't the heat turning on, or the wind, or someone moving in bed, or a fart, all going to wake you up? If so I don't really see how someone else waking you up gives you an excuse to be mad.. this has been a super interesting thread for me I guess.

So if you want to masturbate at 3am because your spouse won't have sex with you, you need to get up, turn on the shower, wait for it to warm up, masturbate in the shower, dry off, get dressed again and go back to bed? I don't see how that's reasonable but I am gross so whatevs.

Dear 8th grade boys: the inept poem works sometimes.

What's a world baby?

I've read many many comments and haven't seen JIMI HENDRIX?

I hope this doesn't happen with my hubs because he must have 400 girls in there (and like 20 of them are female relatives I'll prob never meet hahah).

Wow I actually found that Lena Dunham quote insightful.

I'm Irish, what's your point? This is the whole point of being a yuppie I think. Whitewashing our heritages in small mansions with an abundance of crafts for children to participate mess-lessy in. Christmas cookies and garlands galore. The American Dream.

It's porn, though. Who cares if people like it specifically because it's gay.

My mother completely smothered me and I was not allowed to run around the neighborhood (my brothers were so they learned that lesson I guess) and I suffer from crippling anxiety and depression and can barely function! Let this be a lesson to you.

The current generation of coddled men is enjoying treating their wives like overbearing moms?

Why wouldn't you recommend it?

This guy at work brings his 12 year old kid whenever the wife can't pick him up. He's like 6'. It's so funny because I definitely babysat several kids when I was that age.

Did you go to public school? I did, and it seems to be even worse now. They only "teach to the test" now and any action you take online is subject to scrutiny even if it happens at home.

Lies. She perfect.