Jesus dude, think big for once.

How is your mother childless? Are you not her child?

I hate to say this but smitten kitchen is one of my least favorite cooking blogs, because literally none of her baking recipes turn out ok for me. And it's not like I'm in Denver ... i'm a couple miles away ... so you would think things would work out better.

I hate how tasty you made this $80 one day soup diet sound :(

I was really excited about the levis curve jeans, but the pair i got didnt have a zipper long enough that i could pull them over my huge butt.

.. but why would you to stay with someone who operates like that? I really hope you're better off.

Dumb, as if she hangs out with riff raff if her husband is as important as you claim.

Disagree dude, when that thing is playing into weird (hopefully) fringe and (definitely) ignorant ideals that affect society as a whole.

Can someone explain to this american wtf a dashcam lorry is?

You know, screw you for waving your can-eat-pepperoni status all around. You're almost as bad as the weight shamers!

A really cool person I know got so super fat while pregnant... and then two weeks later looked like a normal person supermodel again. (You know like perfect body for a normal person).

Wait but is cheesecake ok for the pregnant?!

I live in NYC and prized future husband dropped a cool two hundo on mine.

Man in his twenties in NJ, there's an extremely good chance he's never had to cook for himself.

I went to an extremely expensive wedding recently and the favor? M&M packets. Thanks a lot guys at least I know you'll love the $200 candy dish tho. Where is my mix tape :(

You realize this comment makes no sense, right?

My SO also pushes me to do things i am not comfortable with (calling my parents regularly, etc) so props to you for pushing your partners boundaries.

Finally! Death to pencil dick!

Male SO made fun of me the other day for carrying my phone in my back jeans pocket (he likes to tease about silly stuff-nothing mean here). Little does he know I do not have the superior front pocket option!

As the resident female paul Bunyan in my relationship, do not do what my SO did: send pics of my various outfit choices to HIS MOM before we met at a fancy restaurant.