Spent all my free time with, and money on, a dude who stopped having sex with me a few months into our relationship. I figure if I keep napping next to him at all hours eventually he will throw me a pity bone?

Its not just vanity sizing. Some brands only make clothes for the very slim.

I too suffer from enormous sexy breasts and a horrible sex life. I wish people at work would stop assuming I'm an oversexed vixen! It's very annoying.

So me and the dude got sick of the Apple TV slideshow and put in a mundane search that turned out a few hilarious pregnant photos. So I searched pregnant and it was funny for like five seconds before I became really grossed out and afraid that THAT COULD BE ME soon. (I'm not afraid of pregnant women but a slideshow of…

Honestly I think it's a lot more comfortable to be covered up in very thin cotton fabrics but I commute via subway, hate people touching me, and don't have to shop on my parents' dime at WalMart or etc. Just in case any hot teens feel over exposed I guess.. get a job and some REAL summer clothes.

I wish I could remember more about the horror porn novels I found in 4th grade r&r before I got into a SHITLOAD of trouble for reading books in the classroom library that weren't age appropriate, but I mostly the delicious thrill of doing something bad I didn't really understand in plain sight.

Do they know that an abortion is an actual medical procedure and quite similar in nature and intent to most commonplace, low risk and minor surgical procedures?

This is why I never claim to be female online in a way that is linked to any other online account. Seriously is it so hard? If you don't want to be harassed, just pretend to be a dude and make the occasional mysogynistic joke. DUHHHH.

I hate to break it to you Kelly but my boobs do a LOT of hiding stuff.

If there's one thing I love more than "artists", it's corporate sponsored "art".

His teenage kids HAAAATE him. But some day, they'll learn.

To be fair I have an "inner black woman" but I did eat a small black female child many years ago soo ..

One thousand dollar reward for Suri Cruise's chihuahua?! Surely a missing chihuahua costs more than that. (Not an expert or anything, just experimenting with part time side work.)

I don't think it costs 30k for two americans to go to Thailand?? I really hope not. I know I'm underpaid but come on.

Anyone who would move to Norton MA to teach surely wouldn't need contraception? Have you all seen the people living there?

No one is comfortable on the subway. Men shouldn't feel like they deserve 2x the space as anyone else due to balls. JUST STAND, grandpa balls!!

The best part is I'd prob save money with my normal usage but who knows when you'll get stuck at an airport or stop trusting work wifi?!?

Sounds more like a lipstick. A+ would buy.

WHO TOLD PALIN THEY PORTRAYED HER AS AN IDIOT?? Why not just let her have her moment in the sun.

Grandfathered-in data plans for life!!