What did he have you saved in his phone as? Your okc username?

Did you send them like 100 texts asking for boob pics in between the invitation and radio silence? If so maybe not the best move.

A lot of women have had men TOTALLY FREAK on them over a straightforward rejection. I wonder how many men have the same experience?

hey hey hey don't lump us all in with Miley Cyrus. NYT tells me some of us are doctors and/or lawyers.

For the first time I am thankful for my bacon sandwich and chocolate bar cravings.

SoooOoOoooOoo grateful there's a media avenue for WHITE PEOPLE to talk about bad white people movies.#illseemyselfout

America is not for *any* people. The most you can hope is to be white or white-appearing in an area with a lot of black crime and/or racism. That's sad and racist, but mostly just sad.

Is pink hair unethical?

I started babysitting at 11 and my parents were super overprotective. Is this a real thing or just blatant police harassment? I can't imagine not letting a 9 year old run around sometimes even in a big city.

So crazy that anyone would put pen to paper to pretend that Miley Cyrus would do crafts without getting blazed first. Plus that outfit??? I hope there are doritos not pictured in the background, or at least a big drink from 711.

The video is not working so I'm just going to assume a fat middle aged white man said this? Is he also balding?

Yo Barney's your redesign is looking staale!

The phrasing "I teased her a bunch" let's me know you're legit. Rock on, teaser

How is posting a couple of lines to an online forum an "elaborate hoax"???

My only problem with dumb campaign for $women is that it's clearly a rip off of Barney's lookbook design circa 2012.

Birth control does not work for me! I give up!

Open carry? Feh. Concealed carry is what wigs me out (PS Who the fuck gave my drunk father a CC license ;( ).

I was in a relationship for a very long time with a serial cheater. I never had any proof even though he had basically admitted it (never said it outright but never disagreed with me when I accused him of stuff).

I used to think like you but now am going to marry a dude who hates seafood, almost all spicy ethnic food, and goes to Burger King more than twice a year.

Uh but if he has something wrong with fine motor skill that is one of the least noticeable handicaps a person can have?