How does he know his parents are constantly fucking in the pool? IME fucking in water is way less fun than anticipated...

Lucy gets a 51% audience rating. Compared to 58% critics. I don't think that can really count as audiences loving it?

I have way too many to list due to #abusiverelationship but the outliers:

TIL people on my block aren't very good cat photographers :( :(

The dryer door is open. Proceed enjoyment of a kitty using a dryer as a hamster wheel for who knows what reason.

Cool, because I thought for a second since Jez is shitting on it I should be too, but then I just felt confused because awesome idea!

Should I have a problem with that? I can't claim to be much of a romantic but if you're going to have a wedding you may as well do your best to pick a date you can remember (if your spouse cares about all that crap which if you're having a wedding, they probably do).

I wouldn't want anyone with that kind of taste in fashion in my pool, either!

He's pretty hot, so there is that going for him.

My celebrity crush is Common. Hell on Wheels can't get to Netflix fast enough!!!

You have an office? Fences make good neighbors.

Well France has a 35 hour work week for example.

I don't know that the only motivation to work at a level where you could become CEO can only be because it's fulfilling. I for one panic about being laid off in my 40's, never able to work in my profession again, and dying on the streets in my 90s. As gas as I can tell the only way to avoid that with a good degree of…

I think the more important shackle here is that strangers don't automatically judge them.

Have you tried benadryl cream? That's the only thing that helps for me.

Hmmm. Chicken is underrated, I think.

"That's a dessert, not a fraternity initiation ritual that ends in barfing."

Didn't your mother teach you not to feed the trolls?

I have cracked a tooth twice. Once on a jelly belly, and once on a fucking TORTILLA CHIP.

All you've really proven is men have breast _tissue_, not glorious, jiggling woman boobies.