If Just Cause took itself seriously and had boring mechanics it’d be a Far Cry game.

Soon enough everything is just gonna be an auction. Be here at 9am when the doors open, 5 of the 50 of you will walk out with the product, none of you will feel satisfied when its over.

RIP to the only human that could actually get me to read a whole article about Twitch or UFC—two things I could not possibly care less about.

Hope you’re leaving for something awesome, sir. Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Etc.

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The biggest lie of modern capitalism: grow or die.

“You can’t go up forever. Peaking isn’t a bad thing.”

My worst fears have come true; an immortal Mark Wahlberg

We can learn all this stuff about you and use it to target you with ads but telling you those details? Now that’s where we draw the line.

Holy shit... Talk about DejaVu... I come here to make a comment on this post, and see... a comment from myself on this post... From 3 years ago... The formula is still the same. 

Who amongst us has not been young and stuck our dick in crazy?

When he said that, I was like, “Psh, Steve didn’t even have a special helmet when he jumped on a grenade. Boo this man!”

Mark Strong didn’t consistently put in quality work in okay to meh genre films to be ignored on the shortlist for Thrawn. If he didn’t have a problem being orange, he’ll have no problem being blue.

They were testing browser compatibility. Zach Snyder is best viewed in Edge.

I quit WoW for a similar reason. When people in the guild start acting like your boss or you start getting “punished” for attendance or taking breaks, you gotta walk away from that shit.

Consumers: “Retailers should do something, anything so that it is more fair and scalpers can’t instantly sell them out!”

Sending you hugs Fiona. 

Oh man...

I look forward to playing that on Switch in late 2021 after paying $3.25 for it.

Both things suck

Did they just... roadmap their roadmap?