He’s a beautiful man. 

Yes and no!

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Or, if you prefer Venn diagrams

Historically, appeasement has never worked.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

I wanted to be tongue-in-cheek pedantic about pointing out Rogers’s use of The Maple Leaf Rag, since it and The Entertainer (the other Scott Joplin song you know) are always, always used in Old West Saloon scenes. It’s always low key kinda irked me because those are ragtime songs from 1899 and 1902, which came well…

The thing is, I’m not sure it will.  I voted Beto and I predict all the major cities in Texas will go blue for him, as we did in the presidential election.  The problem is that Texas is fucking huge.  And outside of the big cities, there’s a whole lot of single-digit-IQ racists that fuck up everything for everyone…

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

Loh is retiring in less than a year, but right now he needs to keep his job so desperately that he can’t give the board the finger and fire this shitbag?

It's all fun and games until you get sued for malpractice, battery, and failure to get informed consent, and then get dropped by your insurance carrier and no hospital will gives you privileges. 

The only thing wrong with NYC tap water is the rust buildup in the old pipes. Otherwise, it’s the finest tap water in all the land and the exact reason for the superiority of our pizza and bagels.

I’m betting that this is all SponCon.

Maybe you’re just not used to seeing them all on the payload at once?

What a waste of a setting and a misstep for the series.

Yeah...I got that. Jeez my jokes must need work.

They’re like baby cars, and the gauges cluster design is there to remind you how babies are made.

Because he didn’t think the things he tweeted were problematic until there was backlash.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

fuck that. film the cops regardless.