“that it was a face meant to be overcome” -- She’s already tried that with a nose job and lip injections

It ended the day she submitted herself as a Native American in a directory.

Twitter bomb Roberto’s ass about it!

har har

lol

This is so exciting, but if the writers continue to use “hung” instead of “hanged” every time they discuss an executed witch, I’m going to hurl.

I immediately thought of the Hunger Games

OK, but you still haven’t told me how many oil & gas NON-executive employees donated.

I like SNL better when it gets dark, weird, existential. I felt like those qualities were laced throughout this episode instead of concentrated into one or two sketches. I laughed quite a bit - not my usual reaction. Also, Momoa’s got range. I suspected as much after seeing him in Red Road.

In fact, farmers hate DST, and the energy consumption argument has been partially disproved. Just leave the clocks alone.

Most MA governors have been R. MA is not that liberal. But it is also true that Baker is more centrist than many Rs.

I’m sure that she’ll stop with the chronic tight, high pony once her hair starts falling out, which often is the case.

This lady is getting more action than I have in years.

That movie is amazing.

That’s interesting, frustrating. Thanks for the information.

That’s interesting, frustrating. Thanks for the information.

I loved S1, and holy cow, that ending.

Kirsten Gillibrand, not Kristen.

I’ve been noticing a trend lately of people whom I know to be of lower intelligence randomly capitalizing certain words that normally (in the English language) would not be capitalized.

Also, may I be ungrayed? 

““[It’s] gonna be the suppliers themselves reporting on their own performance, so they’re gonna try to game it.””