Bill Hudson has publicly proven himself to be a big dick, but Oliver (and it pains me to say this because I crush so hard on him) was acting like a classless little crybaby. He has a father who loves him. He should have just focused on that. His life has not been that tough. So, Oliver, call me, then shut up and fuck…

In MA, tenants have a lot of rights, and if this happened there, they might be able to sue since the landlord did not resolve the issue in a timely manner (nor obviously did he provide you a safe/healthy interim place to live). Just sayin you should check the tenants’ rights in your state. If you are in CA, I hear…

Yeah, like the others, I don’t understand why that was a faux pas.

$$$$$ =/= class.

So if you are worried about your child being injured after falling onto the street, just kick and smack them. Got it.

I find social interactions to be exhausting, but I also find it rude to not engage with people or ask them about their lives, so I fake it at social gatherings and then collapse on the floor when I get home.

Clap clap clap. Perfect explanation.

That’s funny, I find Brooks to be too narrow in the toe box but too wide on the heel.

I have ordered shoes from their website but they didn’t work out. I shall persevere, though.

I hope the married couple refused to pay the minister’s fee.

What a badass.

Holy shit.

I’ve been making a ton of vegetarian spring rolls. Stupid mint plant.

See now, I saw Patti Smith.

The stop whining order. Anna, you are da best.

I see. I just know that apart from my father, my own Armenian family is quite culturally insular when it comes to mating.

I’m trying to figure out how Armenians became mixed up in Billy Graham’s family tree.

I just had mine removed and my libido has since tripled. I guess I’m very sensitive to hormones.

Definitely the brain. He turned out to be nuts and stalked me for years.

Not a neg, but definitely boneheaded.