I am trying to imagine how this works, but I can't...

I'm surprised no one else mentioned Kramer. It's the first thing I think of when I hear "scrunchie."

I can usually tell which dog owners are trying to do the right thing with their difficult dogs, and which are not. This applies to parents and their unruly kids. Your effort is appreciated.

The problem is your dog 's behavior may abruptly change at any time. Especially if it's suddenly unwell.

But the main, leader alien family is desperately trying to be awesome at human/American life. I think if you saw the series, you might see what I mean. Although, I suppose if you don't think 3rd Rock counts, then never mind.

The Neighbors.

I'm looking forward to the day when a non-white person or group of people can be cast in interesting roles or stories that have very little to do with their ancestral heritage, and everything to do with a good story and acting. It's not that I dislike "show about ____ family from ___ racial background," it's just that…

So someone feels better after going gluten free, and you say there are explanations for that. What are the explanations? Often times, medicine cannot keep up with anecdoctal evidence. My own complicated medical history is proof of that. Now, of course there are scientific data to back up my own chronic issues, but…

Gluten intolerance is not made up.

Ah, yes, reading failure on my part, and state of denial that so much time has passed since then.

Wait... what about Margaret Cho's sitcom from the mid 90s?

They claim to have a huge following of incarcerated gentlemen. For real. So, I doubt they will clean things up.

Oh, it must have been that surfer dude who never washed his hair. jk.

It's like watching a horror movie. Or Divorce Court.

I was going to say all she has to do is broadcast the show in court.

Can we clone you and kidnap all of the entitled parents of little ones?

They're all a bunch of idiots, including the on-screen attorneys.

I've never seen a feminist on that show.

It's sad ABC does not remember Mork & Mindy or 3rd Rock from the Sun. Or Alf?

It sounds like your coworker is that Kristen Wiig character.